{"id":4216,"date":"2012-08-16T22:32:46","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T02:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=4216"},"modified":"2012-08-16T22:32:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T02:32:46","slug":"here-is-a-jmu-orientation-rap-you-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=4216","title":{"rendered":"Here Is A JMU Orientation Rap You Guys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NXiG3rf6Q2Y\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty simple really. Everyone who watches the video above will immediately fall into one of two groups. People in the first group will find it 100% relatable as their stomachs fill with joyful butterflies in anticipation of copious amounts of drinking and illicit encounters with the opposite sex that await them in the coming weeks. Those of you in the second group however will slam your laptop closed, shake your fist muttering something about how &#8220;this sort of thing never would have happened in my day&#8221;, and then go yell at the neighbor&#8217;s kids until they get off your lawn. The choice is yours.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fjmusportsblog.com%2F%3Fp%3D4216&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s pretty simple really. Everyone who watches the video above will immediately fall into one of two groups. People in the first group will find it 100% relatable as their stomachs fill with joyful butterflies in anticipation of copious amounts of drinking and illicit encounters with the opposite sex that await them in the coming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[252,250],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3482,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=3482","url_meta":{"origin":4216,"position":0},"title":"This is Great, Now Show Us the Embarrassing Outtakes","date":"January 19, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"The above video was put together by JMU as part of the Come to JMU campaign to recruit students. And it's awesome. I can't do anything but smile when I watch it. Well, that's not true exactly. 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