{"id":6425,"date":"2014-01-15T22:11:09","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T03:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=6425"},"modified":"2014-01-16T07:37:37","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T12:37:37","slug":"mens-hoops-with-a-shttastic-performance-against-northeastern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=6425","title":{"rendered":"Men&#8217;s Hoops With a Sh*ttastic Performance Against Northeastern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[polldaddy poll=7719319]<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5061\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/turd1.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5061\" data-attachment-id=\"5061\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?attachment_id=5061\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/turd1.jpg?fit=300%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"turd\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Hopefully the last time we&#8217;ll have to use this picture till June 1st.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/turd1.jpg?fit=300%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/turd1.jpg?fit=300%2C288&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5061\" alt=\"Really getting tired of running this pic.\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/turd1.jpg?resize=300%2C288\" width=\"300\" height=\"288\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5061\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Really getting tired of running this pic.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Vote for as many options as you like. Besides that, there&#8217;s just not much more to say so we&#8217;ll run the shit-sandwich pic again, say that at least we know Northeastern is equally horrendous, say goodbye and good luck to Daren Stolztfus (what&#8217;s with all the Rocktown media members bailing at once?), and give you the following flow chart of how the Dukes can easily tell if they should shoot or not on any given possession:<\/p>\n<p>Are you behind the three-point line?\u00a0? Yes\u00a0? DO NOT SHOOT (it&#8217;s hot lava!)<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll get to the newly released football schedule Friday, but we&#8217;re not nearly as up in arms about it as some, mainly because we&#8217;re old. But also because there are lots of good matchups and LOVE the Halloween Homecoming weekend!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fjmusportsblog.com%2F%3Fp%3D6425&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[polldaddy poll=7719319] Vote for as many options as you like. Besides that, there&#8217;s just not much more to say so we&#8217;ll run the shit-sandwich pic again, say that at least we know Northeastern is equally horrendous, say goodbye and good luck to Daren Stolztfus (what&#8217;s with all the Rocktown media members bailing at once?), and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8375,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=8375","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":0},"title":"JMU Falls to Northeastern 95-94 in Triple OT","date":"February 19, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"JMU fans were treated to free basketball tonight. It ended up not being the bargain we were hoping for. The Dukes fell to Northeastern by the score of 95-94 in triple overtime. Ron Curry made his return to the court after missing last game at UNCW. He came off the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;JMU Basketball&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5040,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=5040","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":1},"title":"A Long Suffering CAA Fanbase Might Be Rewarded This Year","date":"February 20, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"As you undoubtedly are aware of, it has been a long time since JMU played in the NCAA Tournament. You'd have to go all the way back to Lefty's time. It's been 19 years in fact, which seems like a lifetime. In fact for some of you reading this, that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;JMU Basketball&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/NTVHVRATWRBIJPR.20070130195248-277x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3428,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=3428","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":2},"title":"Dukes Fail to Break Out of Slump Against Northeastern","date":"January 7, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"The Dukes lost to Northeastern today 68-56. Four games into the JMU's CAA slate and I'm already at a loss for words. That's not true exactly. I have plenty of words I could say about the situation with JMU basketball, it's just that they all would be profane and none\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;JMU Basketball&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Enoch-Hood.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1451,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=1451","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":3},"title":"OGL Weekly Links: Home Game in Richmond","date":"September 28, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"If you haven't heard the news by now, the JMU administration is already discussing the possibility of \"hosting\" playoff games at City Stadium in Richmond. On one hand, I'm thrilled that the school is being pro-active and attempting to line-up an alternate venue since Bridgeforth will be under construction as\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/streamers-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3369,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=3369","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":4},"title":"The JMUSB Entry in the CAA Bloggers Poll","date":"December 14, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Last week we were fortunate to be invited to vote in the CAA Bloggers Poll. The poll ranks the CAA basketball teams from 1 to 12 with the results posted to VCURamNation.com each week. The voting panel is made up of a number of CAA hoops experts and well respected\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/jmusportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/caa-bloggers-poll.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":5047,"url":"https:\/\/jmusportsblog.com\/?p=5047","url_meta":{"origin":6425,"position":5},"title":"Dukes Lose Thriller at Northeastern.","date":"February 20, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Yes, the Dukes lost. JMU fell by the score of 66-64 to Northeastern on the road. The win clinched at least a share of first place for Northeastern and got them to 18-10 (13-3) on the season. After the loss JMU dropped to 16-13 (10-6). 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